5. Get in to animation, videogames and/or movies and make one of my dreams come true. (Not as the star but as the writer/director.)

4. Work as a gate/grounds keeper for a graveyard.

3. Learn German and take a tour of Europe.

2. Start an "Cat Protection" organization for neglected cats. (Both physically, emotionally and mentally.)

1. Fuck. Seriously... If all else fails, I'd like to be able to do this before I croak!
Yes I am a virgin.
No, I've had plenty of chances.
Why? Because pregnancy scares the FUCK right out of me. Literally. XD

and it read: "You are incredibly clever. Others often come to you for advice."

Hah! Yeah, and they leave without paying.