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Having a late lunch. Just got back from Mr. Sub and with a story to tell.

Ya see, we, (bein' my mom and I) are waiting to turn on to Danforth (where Mr. Sub resides) at Dan and Victoria Avenue when this douche bag of a store manager, walks out in to traffic, against the fucking light. People are turning, he's dodging cars. I was all "WTF is he doing?!" When he got in front of us, I honked the horn at him. (I waited til he was right in front too. XD) HE turns around with an aggressive "WTF?!" look and I return it with the same look coupled with the "WTH was that?/WTH are you doing?!" hand gesture; Then I yelled to the prick. "WHAT are you doing?! You're crossing against the light!"

He flips and replies with a "Why don't you just fuck right off?!"
"WHY DON'T YOU LICK MY SNATCH?!" I replied instantly.
"I don't want to lick your snatch you-blah blah blah" I stopped listening at this point and gave him the hand. I did hear "Fuck and fuckin' lazy whore."
Anyways, mom decided to step in. "OH now THAT'S grown up. Real mature."
I decided to hop back in again, "YEAH! Very mature! Look at you. Black suit and tie with the vocabulary of a TEENAGER! RETARD!" (I think I could've done better but it sufficed and I was now pissed. D<)
This guy was flippin at this point. Cursin and swearin, ranting in the street to the point where another man got involved. He was an older guy, looked kind of like an old biker dude w/o a bike but despite that he knew his manners.
He said something to the guy but I couldn't hear all of it but I did hear, "HEY! You can't talk to them like that." I think he also mentioned about us being right and holy fuck, this guy made an even BIGGER scene. The older guy just stood there in AWE of the stupidity til Mr. Uppity left in a huff.

We thanked him and almost cracked up the car by turning too late. XD We were DISTRACTED! Hell, everyone but the on coming traffic was. It was hilarious. Mom and I made our turn eventually, parked and laughed for a couple of mins while teasing each other.

"I can never take you anywhere." Mom says as she goes in to fill the order. Out of hitting range too. Bint! XD

On the way home I commented, "I can't believe that douche bag. What's so hard? Red hand = No go til wittle whitey shows up. It's a no brainer! Didn't he pay attention in preschool?"</b> Mom almost suffocated from laughing too much. XD

Seriously though. The entire situation was pure lulz and this is why I dub him Douche of the Day!

In other news. Lisa is home and has been home since six hours after her surgery, which happened last... Friday? Yeah I think Friday. She's... SURVIVING but she shouldn't have been released so soon. She's SHIT when it comes to healing and has scars everywhere because of it. However we haven't had any of the complications she's been suffering for the past three months.

In related news: We got a bill today that was addressed to my Grandmother. $45 dollars for calling and using a BUS! CHRIST! Why don't they charge $8.99 to our telephone bill for the 911 call? e_e Reason why it was charged to Gran instead of mom is because when they registered Lisa's info via ambulance, mom's name got lost in translation. So for that entire week mom was at the hospital, she didn't exist. Wayne got that shit settled via phone and he told us that they're sending us a receipt. I told mom, "Hey if they fuck the name up again you can always go down there and say, "Hi! I'm that ghost you seem to be having trouble keeping track of." and demand a refund." She laughed.

Christ these entries have been LONG... Last bit of news before I go. The pipes in my closet, leaked all over my rug/bedding the night before last. My blankets, clothes, rug and MATRESS was soaked. D: I'm currently in search for a new one but good news is, we can wash the bedding/my clothes and today we had mom's friend Brian come fix the pipes for fifty bucks. Which for most, isn't enough to get out of bed so YAY! No more leaks! Only took us 15 years to get around to it too. e_e

That's all I got this week. See ya next time.