Seriously, I think I need to stop speaking out loud how much of a jackass of fictional jackassery god is... For he seems to be making me pay for it big time and he's being mean about it.

Good news: Looks like Kai's here to stay, he loves us and has had zero problems adjusting to the house.
Bad news: He only lets me get about 4-5hrs sleep a night. SIX, if I'm lucky.

Good news: Kai's learned to use the litter box tonight. \o/
Bad news: But... he did it with #2. X_X

Good news: Kai kept it "contained" but...
Bad news: Like my mom's cat Wishbone, Kai doesn't "flush." (Cover it over.)

Good news: Mom was going to see if Wayne could come home early to move/clean the litter box.
Bad news: I couldn't wait anymore and did it myself. OMG, NEVER AGAIN! (I can still TASTE that smell. xox )

Good news: Regardless, Wayne is taking the litter box downstairs tonight.
Bad news: He'll probably let it go to seed/wasting litter so I'll have to keep changing it.

Good news: Kai is a perfect cat in many ways. He's relatively clean, has a gorgeous coat and a temperament to match.
Bad news: Kai is sick/infested with fleas and has the runs. Treatment isn't an option right now either. e.e

Good news: Mom feeds these two cute, little strays at the apartment.
Bad news: One of them got run over two nights ago.

Good news: One of the fellow residents, took it to the ASPCA.
Bad news: The ASPCA seems to have "misplaced" said cat, saying no cat "matching that description" had come in.

Good news: The landlady who feeds/cares for the cats too, called and inquired about said cat.
Bad news: Not only was she told that no cat existed but if it had come in "that damaged" it would be "most likely be euthanized" the moment it came in the door due to lack of funding/space. -.-'
(They only have themselves to blame for that. Rude little crotch sniffers.)

Good news: Pissed off, the landlady went down there to see for herself.
Bad news: I don't know if she found the cat or not.

Good news: Mom got the apartment semi clean yesterday/today...
Bad news: Only to have the plumber guy cancel yesterday and try to charge her $400 dollars today. (To install a sink. It's the landlady's/owners responsibility to pay for shit like this. She's already gone six months without!)

Good news: Despite the storm, mom made it to work with little to no problems.
Bad news: Rick, her boyfriend, mistakenly exchanged numbers with this other lady and neglected to tell her [mom].

Good news: Things seemed to be running smoothly at work...
Bad news: Until said lady showed up and thanked Val for inviting her... only to find out that Rick did w/o her knowledge.

Good news: Mom will be getting off work soon.
Bad news: I have no idea what mood she'll be in.

Fuck. My. Life.

...just continues to be bad.

Let's see, what's happened since the last update?

- Kai chased a baby skunk but luckily, didn't get sprayed.
- Kai almost got run over again due to my sister being a dunce; thinking "now" is "later" and "later" is "now." e.e
- Money is so tight, we can't even afford to get TEA, let alone a donut.
- I had to rebook my ultrasound, twice.
- I almost dropped my cellphone in to the toilet
- My digestive tract is rebelling

And just TODAY...
- I stay up all night so I don't miss my ultrasound
- In the few hours before my ultrasound I knock over my change jar
- And my fan takes a DIVE out of my second story window.
- It still works. o.O
- ( I got the biggest bitch to do my ultrasound! )
- Oh, and my moms stray kitten she feeds at the apartment, got run over tonight by someone.
We didn't see who it was but it's alive... barely. Moms neighbor rushed it to their vets/the humane society and I swear to god, if they don't fucking tell us what happened to the god damned animal this time, I'm going to euthanize those dog-humping, cat blowing, animal lovers in the most INHUMANE way possible!
Edit: And I dislocated my knee 3-4hrs after writing this entry. -.- Fucking cats.

( Got a new kitty... )

( Kai almost got RUN OVER tonight! )

( Tiggers owner is still a cunt and then some. )

( Computer Drama )

( Online Crapola )

( Health Issues )

Well that's all I can remember right now. I'm dead as a doornail. Hopefully, I won't be haunted by images of my new kitty getting run over. T_T

...My life should be a TV show. I'm not fucking kidding. I've had to deal with so much shit in my life- For example! I've had a boyfriend immigrate himself over the boarder to see me, only to have the "men in black" take him away the following Monday. I've also been kicked out of another boyfriends house, in a strange city, in the rain, with no money and no phone and as if that wasn't strange enough by itself!~ I was rescued by one of my cousins who just happens to show up at the shopping center I was hiding [from the rain].

But tonight... Tonight, takes the cake. I-I don't think I can even begin to describe how my night has gone... but here goes.

As you've probably guessed from the title, this little drama involves one of my friends from overseas. For his sake, (although why I even care anymore is beyond me) I'm going to address him as Blockhead because, let's face it, not only is the name well deserved but this is a really fucking embarrassing story.

The night starts innocently enough. I'm sitting at my desk, just futzing around in Subeta's Wardrobe when at 10:34PM, Blockhead messages me and... well, I'm going to let the conversation speak for itself...

( Chat Log - Please forgive his horrid spelling/grammar )

( Cut to save space, NOT to undermine the importance of all this. )

( The Aftermath )

Welp, that's it for me kids. Between my friends distracting me, online crap and my own body rebelling from lack of sleep; this entry took like, 8 hours to write on and off. XD Sorry if some bits don't make sense. I am writing this sleep deprived.
Night all.

I am about to reveal a secret to you. Something that may or may not surprise or horrify you... My latest net obsession is...


Yes ladies and gents, I joined a MLP knock off!

( The horror...{Click for more/the backstory} )

In related news, I got Perma-Banned from PokePlushies for being sarcastic and worst yet, having a point. XD
It's rather sad to be honest. Here's what happened.

( Clicky here. )

Welp! That's it for now. See you next week.