So what the HELL is with all these lovey-dovey icons lately? Everywhere I go in the icon community there are mountains of icons with hearts, sometimes with ILU printed on them along with either the names of two love birds or the date of their relationship and when it's not exhibitionists, it's fucking BABIES!

Isn't it bad enough I have to see some dumb bint, kissing/settling for yet another unimpressive male, NOW I have to look at the little parasite they finally managed to shit out after nine months?
News flash people! No one really gives a rats ass about your baby and before you argue, think about this: If no one likes the tard who runs around the office, showing off his babies picture; What the fuck makes you think the internet is going to be any different? This is the reality: No one ever wants to see, hear or smell your little shit box until their house trained and sometimes, not even then. I mean, come on! Can't you hear those little banshees scream? They may have made you deaf but it's soul shattering to the rest of us!

Also your baby is not "TEH SEX" okay? Your baby doesn't look any different from babies A, B or Z and you only think so because mother nature gave you something called "parental instinct." Ya know. It's that same thing that prevents a mother T-Rex from eating her young during a time of famine. (Ah yes; Thank you mother nature for giving us yet another illogical reason to act retarded.)

As for those select few who claim they actually want to see your baby. They're usually just humoring you or is secretly envious of your ability to fuck without a condom/have such kitten cute children. I couldn't even begin to fathom as to why they're jealous. I think we need to round up these psychos, stick them in a bio dome and carefully study them in an simulation of their natural, alien environment... because they're obviously not from this planet. XD

And speaking of extraterrestrials! Lisa, my half sister, has been having this problem with her stomach for about three months now. Only recently has it escalated to "bursting appendix" levels; And after a whole night of puking and screaming in pain, mother has finally gotten off her duff and taken her to the hospital this morning. Since mom lives with the guy on the side-don't ask-mom hasn't really experienced all the shit we, [her family] has endured and so it was kind of easy to belittle the problem/procrastinate on taking her. Until last night that is. Mom had her over there since she's been sick as hell at home lately.

But to be fair it's not just mother. We're getting stonewalled by doctors too. "It's always "Rush! Rush! Getcha in getcha out!"-then they have those machines that are even faster-No help there!" (Ned Flanders) They seem as apathetic as we are about getting Lisa checked... It's not that we don't want her well or anything but all the BULLSHIT we have to do to make her well. All the tests, paper work, health professionals. Christ! If I was a doctor I wouldn't want to bother either.

Not many details on her condition yet though. She went by ambulance about an hour ago. I should know more by this afternoon but you (few) guys won't hear about it until later tonight or tomorrow cause I'll be asleep by noon and Christ can I sleep! XD

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P.S. Sorry about not writing lately. LJ is now one of those sites I never really touch anymore. D: I just have no time for it and to be honest, all I ever do on this thing is whore out adoptables to be clicked, bitch to the masses and hoard icons. XD

P.P.S. I went to my grans to check on her because mom couldn't get her on either phone. Thankfully she was alive and kicking, just on the phone. XD I got stuck there too! Talking for two+ hours, working for one and a half then I had a shower. Soon afterward, I had to go. Gran was sad to see me go but the weather was turning something foul and I didn't want to get caught in it.

There's been a couple updates on Lisa though... She's being admitted. She's definitely got some gallstones (at 15! Holy shit o_o) and for some reason her pancreas is flaring and her liver is doing over time. O_o; This has made things... complicated. Right now they're trying to decide if its safe to do surgery now or wait and medicate her for a couple of days. She's staying there either way but still...

Now I'm wondering if I should get checked. I had something similar to me happen last August. It lasted for the entire month of August but the day I went to see the doctor, I was fine, just tender on my right side. Now I'm wondering if my Liver has been failing all this time because of a dead/dying gallbladder. For now all I can do is sit and wonder because I have no health insurance. That's right, aside from government BASIC, I don't have a plan. Wayne's work cut me off at 21 and I need a physical to get back on it. Due to my phobias I've been putting it off. D: I hate dilemmas.

P.P.P.S. 6:10PM Just got a call from Val/mom. Apparently Lisa's Gallstones are kind of large/many and they were pushing on her pancreas, which prevented her from properly dishing out digestive enzymes which caused her pancreas to eat itself. o_o She's going to be starved for three days, they're hoping the stones will pass - Hope Lisa doesn't mind giving birth. XD - and then they'll scope her and remove her gallbladder. She's looking at an easy WEEK in the hospital. D: